Facebook Trap-a 55

Friday 55 Flash Fiction is brought to you by G-man (Mr Knowitall). The idea is you write a story in exactly 55 words. If you want to take part pop over and let G-man know when you've posted your 55.

With a nod to Raven and Quilly
( This week's Raven's words were really, hitonious .-30 words out of the 55) They are -- Cute,
come with me to the Casba, bloodhound, respiration, Facebook, Canada Geese, modern, gravity,
spider webs, sea shells, curiosity killed the cat, charming Victorian,
railroad tracks, tower, salt and pepper

A Facebook Trap

Thinking " This is a modern version of come with me to the Casba" and knowing that curiosity killed the cat, still he was pulled by their cute charming Victorian Facebook message about gravity and its effect on Canada Geese,bloodhounds, spider webs, sea shells, towers, railroad tracks,respiration and salt and pepper.
He was trapped.

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And Now for something completely different. And we mean completely different.
First there is poetry- written well by a few experts. You know it when you see it.

Then there is poetic drivel- written by many. Lots of fun and often punny.

Then below them all is quivel.
The following is quivel.
It in no way even pretends to be poetry or drivel.
Instead it is something that looks like a poem, uses at least three of Quilly’s words.
In this case it is also a flash 55 quivel since it has eleven lines with exactly five words to a line. Please, again, note this is a quivel it does not pretend to be a poem or even poetic drivel.
Quilly's Words for the week:

Suffarcinate-to load up, to stuff
spiscious-adj. of a thick consistancy
tristifical-adj. causing to be gloomy or grievous

maleolent-adj 1657 -1727-having an ill odour
xenization- n 1818 -1818- to exist as a stranger.
pigritude-n 1623 -1656- slothfulness

tenellous adj 1651 -1651- somewhat tender
utible adj 1623 -1711- serviceable; useful
nubivagant adj 1656 -1656- moving throughout or among clouds

misqueme v 1395 -1658-to displease; to offend
tragematopolist (plural tragematopolists)- 1. A confectioner, or a seller of sweets.
vacivity n 1656 -172 -Emptiness, containing nothing; meaningless, without knowledge or sense; frivolous; foolish

Don't Mess with the Boss

A nubivagant bird up above
Might be a utible dove
The maleolent thing here below
Pigritude left nowhere to go
His tenellous face did ache
Misquemed boss with his fake
Vacivity was now his fate
Tristifical event laid out straight
Spiscious gloom over him laid
Xenization the price he paid
Suffarcinates up and then prayed.