Flass 55 and Raven

With a nod to Raven and Quilly
( This week's Raven's words were horrible as usual)

Friday 55 Flash Fiction is brought to you by G-man (Mr Knowitall). The idea is you write a story in exactly 55 words. If you want to take part pop over and let G-man know when you've posted your 55.

Every week a nice lady named Raven gives us fifteen words and phrases to use in a story. Here we try to use those words and phrases in a flash 55.This week's words are:: parasite, meals on wheels, crows, it's my fault, everything but the kitchen sink, on sale, patriotism, the love of my life, library card, common sense, blackmail, California, stethoscope, postage, crank

Parasite Thomas Crows decided to blackmail me and it’s my fault lacking patriotism and common sense..
Now he wants everything but the kitchen sink, my stethoscope and library card or he will; tell Nancy Crank, the love of my Life, about my California scam, putting the meals on wheels food on sale for postage .

And Now for something completely different. A flash 55 quivel. Something that looks like a poem, uses at least three of Quilly’s words and has five words to a line for eleven lines. Click on the special words for definitions.

A Not very Erotic Quivel

He was a solid niddering
That’s why he was fleeing
So he left his amanuensis
Who liked to really kiss
Her lambition of his feet
Was seen as really neat
No tyro at erotic things
But fraid of wedding rings
A lugent girl she became
When they said his name
Now a statue gaining fame