Saturday, October 31, 2009

Raven's Challenge 87

It is Saturday and time to play with words supplied by Raven's Wordzzle
This Week's Ten Word Challenge will be:plumber, autograph, Florence Nightengale, a chill wind’s a blowing, watering hole, sleek, triplets, backwards, surface tension, parrot
And for the mini: Free estimates,French fries, carpet, Braille, silver-tongued bandit

A Mega Challenge
Death Parrot

Florence Nightengale was a plumber
Who drove a very sleek Hummer
Her free estimates were never right
Which lead to many a terrible fight
She was called “ The Silver Tongued Bandit
for that Fr ench Fries Jackson gets the credit
Of the Tumbling Triplets he was just one
Held the carpet till the others were done
a chill wind’s a blowing” his parrot said
The one they called “ Watering Hole Fred”
The same words backwards he could say
Or “autograph my Braille book today”
But still on the surface tension grew
Till through the air the bullets flew
Florence Nightengale now lay dead
“Blowing a wind’s chill a” said Fred.

The Ten Word Challenge
The Story of Heroic Maram

This week we are going to share with you a dragon story. It is the kind of story we tell little dragons.At the watering hole, in the early evening, when a chill wind ‘s a blowing and breaking the surface tension causing little waves to break on the shore. As we stand and shiver together it is the task of the Storyteller to parrot back the stories passed on to her or him from the generations past. This is such a story.
When the great plumber plague hit that wiped out one third of all the dragons in the world one great figure rose up in service to us all. She was our equivalent of the human Florence Nightengale. Her name was Mapam, an odd name for a dragon as it reads the same both forwards and backwards. She was one of triplets that emerged from the same egg , a very rare occurrence, in the world of dragons.
When the plague came it was the custom to leave the sick dragons in the cave and get as far away as possible. Thus many dragons went to parts of the earth where no dragon had ever been seen before.
Those left in the caves with none to bring them food or water usually died. But sleek young Mapam found this unacceptable. At that time she was singing with the Very High Flyers the most popular group of the time. She was famous , had many fans, and often signed autographs in fire.
But she left all that and began a ministry of love to those in the caves. Every day she brought them water and food, and such herbs as were thought to help. If they died she performed the ritual burning so their soul could go to the One Creator.
Other dragons said she was insane. They said she would get the plague and die. Every day more caves were added and the work got harder. But she continued. These were fellow dragons she said . They deserve to be cared for.
But then one day she got the plague. But in her pain she tried to keep going. The hearts of some other dragons melted and the Maram Corp was born to carry on her work.
When she died it is said that the One Creator Himself lit the sending flame.

Friday, October 30, 2009

Friday 55

Friday 55 Flash Fiction is brought to you by G-man (Mr Knowitall). The idea is you write a story in exactly 55 words. If you want to take part pop over and let G-man know when you've posted your 55.

With a nod to Raven and Quilly
( This week's Raven's words were really, horriblel.-26 words out of the 55) They are -- plumber, autograph,Florence Nightengale, a chill wind’s a blowing,watering hole, sleek, triplets, backwards, surface tension, parrot.Free estimates,French fries, carpet,Braille, silver-tongued bandit

Breaking the Tension
" A chill wind's a blowing over the watering hole" said Florence Nightengale waiting for the sleek silver -tongued bandit as the surface tension increased . "Free estimates on carpet" said her french fry eating parrot doing backwards triplets over the cage bottom. still lined with the braille autograph of the plumber, and inadvertently breaking the tension.

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And Now for something completely different. And we mean completely different.
First there is poetry- written well by a few experts. You know it when you see it.

Then there is poetic drivel- written by many. Lots of fun and often punny.

Then below them all is quivel.
The following is quivel.
It in no way even pretends to be poetry or drivel.
Instead it is something that looks like a poem, uses at least three of Quilly’s words.
In this case it is also a flash 55 quivel since it has eleven lines with exactly five words to a line. Please, again, note this is a quivel it does not pretend to be a poem or even poetic drivel.
Quilly's Words for the week: suffarcinate; spiscious; & tristifical.
Suffarcinate-to load up, to stuff
spiscious-adj. of a thick consistancy
tristifical-adj. causing to be gloomy or grievous

Bad Packing
Spiscious soup in a can
Big bottle of jellied pecan
They suffarcinated his back pack
Going away to the Outback
Tristifical food they carefully took
Tears ran like a brook.
He wanted ham and jam
Not this hitonious old Spam
Maleolent cheese was also there
He’d rather eat his underwear
Pigritude then fed the bear

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Quilly's Words no 34

It is a Quilly day. Time to take Quilly’s three words for the day and write a story.
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The 3WT #34 words will be: suffarcinate; spiscious; & tristifical.
Suffarcinate-to load up, to stuff
spiscious-adj. of a thick consistancy
tristifical-adj. causing to be gloomy or grievous

He suffarcinated the test tube with the suspicious spiscious liquid which caused tristifical wailings in those who touched it.

If you suffiarcinate your schedule you will find yourself crying spiscious tristifical tears.

The dragon knew that if he was to suffarcinate his stomach with a very spiscious soup it would lead to tristifical wailing caused by his stomach pain but he did so anyway.

The spiscious headed old man thought he could suffarcinate Quilly’s words but his attempt lead to a tristifical story that made everybody cry.

He would soon suffarcinate his pipe with a spiscious tobacco the tristifical odor of which brought tears to the eyes of those around him.





Quilly’s words are just plain fun so suffarcinate your word processor with them. They are good for all but the spiscious headed. they are not tristifiical words that cause great wailing. But instead are both mellifluous and isangelous words. You will know when you use them.

Quilly's words and definitions can be found HERE.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

More Awards

We were gone for a bit visiting our good friend Luke in Green Bay. He has a nice Lego castle he lets us play in.
But we are back and we are so very happy. We are dancing around the office. We did knock over a few things but given our great news nobody should care.
We have gotten three , count them, three more awards.

Aren't they beautiful. We love each one.
They came from the Great and Noble Thom who gives good things to dragons.
Of course we deserve them. Our blog is inspirational. And we really have the heart of the dragon. We are even as nice as butterflies.
How could one help but give them to us.
Brest of all there are no conditions.
We don't have to tell you eight ways to cook a banana or any other crazy thing.
Isn't that wonderful.
We don't have to give them to anybody else. So we can keep them just for us.
Again we want to thank all those who did a little tiny bit in getting us these awards.
The faeries deserve special note because their magic has kept Dr. John from heaving us out.
WE don't think he will be happy. But that is not important because we are.
What a wonderful world.


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Saturday, October 24, 2009

Raven's Challenge 86

It is Saturday and time to play with words supplied by Raven's Wordzzle
This Week's Ten Word Challenge will be: Incensed, sidewinder, bogus, conniption, Haz-mat, conniving, customize, perforated, zeal, rolling off a log
And for the mini: abstemious, chlorophyll, origami, cheerleader, dung beetle


A Mega Challenge
Saving the Dung Beetle

The poor city Haz-mat team
Was pushed to the extreme
Dung Beetle needed to be saved
From the conniving and depraved
Who perforated the ground
Where it was usually found
Incensed the ecological crowd
Screamed this couldn’t be allowed
With zeal they lead the fight
To make everything be right
Like cheerleaders they shouted out
They had great political clout
With origami beetles filled city hall
In the fight whatever befall
The Mayor a conniption had
Drove him stark raving mad
No bogus anger his reply
“Let the Dung Beetles die
They smell like rotting things
Rotting things with wings”
“Chlorophyll can fix the smell
Save the planet . Let them dwell
Customize the city reply
They all don‘t have to die
Don‘t fire a sidewinder
You can be much kinder
Abstemious destruction of the bug
Better than acting like a thug
Like rolling off a log you see
The best answer for you and me ”’


The Ten Word Challenge
The Dragon’s History Book– Chapter One

At the dawn of time as dragon’s know it the world was perfect. We needed no Has-Mat teams as there was no hazardous waste.
History was saved as stories ,told by the Storyteller Dragon to the little dragons, as there were no humans to write things down.
These stories were treated as sacred truth and no bogus stories were allowed. You might think that becoming a Storyteller would be as easy as rolling off a log but it was not. It required many years of instruction to sure they got the stories right. They also had to demonstrate a zeal for the sacred truth given to us in stories by the One Creator.
But it came to pass that there arose Sidewinder who had been a Storyteller but was thrown out because of his conniving to customize the sacred texts to fit his generation of dragons. The GSAAS ( Great Storyteller Above All Storytellers was incensed and almost had a conniption fit when heard what Sidewinder was doing. He called the High Dragon Council together and they order Sidewinder’s death by perforation.
But before he could be perforated he formed “ The Reform Dragon Group” . It was made up of people like himself who believed in their hearts that the truth needed to be set free.
Eventually this lead to the Great Dragon War. The only war where dragon killed dragon. The reform movement was crushed. But there were those who told the story of the war and one day it was added to the official stories. And thus Sidewinder became our first Great Martyr.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Flass 55-Terror

Friday 55 Flash Fiction is brought to you by G-man (Mr Knowitall). The idea is you write a story in exactly 55 words. If you want to take part pop over and let G-man know when you've posted your 55.

With a nod to Raven and Quilly
( This week's Raven's words were really, wonderful.-19 words out of the 55) They are -- Incensed, sidewinder, bogus, conniption, Haz-mat, conniving, customize, perforated, zeal, rolling off a log, abstemious, chlorophyll, origami, cheerleader, dung beetle

Bogus Terror

Abstemious eater Joseph Has-Mat was incensed, having a cheerleader like conniption with much zeal . He had by careful conniving purchased a customized sidewinder dung beetle missile .The promise that it would be as easy to use as rolling off a log was bogus.It couldn't have perforated the smallest origami, yet alone a chlorophyll tank.

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And Now for something completely different. And we mean completely different.
First there is poetry- written well by a few experts. You know it when you see it.

Then there is poetic drivel- written by many. Lots of fun and often punny.

Then below them all is quivel.
The following is quivel.
It in no way even pretends to be poetry or drivel.
Instead it is something that looks like a poem, uses at least three of Quilly’s words.
In this case it is also a flash 55 quivel since it has eleven lines with exactly five words to a line. Please, again, note this is a quivel it does not pretend to be a poem or even poetic drivel.

Daddy's Little Boy

His xenization period was short
Because of his dad’s support
His pigritude was then ignored
By members of the Board
A maleolent action they say
Certainly in the area gray
His action deserved a summotion
They gave him a promotion
A CEO he then became
His performance then so lame
He got paid the same

Quilly's Words # 33

It is a Quilly day. Time to take Quilly’s three words for the day and write a story.
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The 3WT 33 words will be: maleolent; xenization; & pigritude.


maleolent-adj 1657 -1727-having an ill odour
xenization- n 1818 -1818- to exist as a stranger.

pigritude-n 1623 -1656- slothfulness


It was a maleolent town because of the pigritude of it’s people so he felt his feeling of xenization was justified.

His pigritude lead to his maleolent body which then caused his xenization.

The poor dragon’s pigritude caused him to fall into the maleolent swamp leading to his feeling of xenization.

His xenization followed by his pigritude lead him to think of this as a maleolent town but in reality it was not.

The maleolent lady married the maleolent man and because of their shared pigritude lived a life of xenization.


Quilly’s words are just plain fun and by using them you will be free of all feeling of xenization. . They can serve a utible purpose in allowing you to say things are maleolent without people knowing what you are saying.. They can even help you get over your pigritude. So please use them.

Quilly's words and definitions can be found HERE.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

We are proud to announce that we have received another award.
It was presented to us by the Great and Mighty Thom.
He is the kindest blogger on the internet.
He fills our dragon hearts with joy.
We love awards.
The Neno’s Award Rules and Regulations:

1. As a dedication for those who love blogging and love to encourage friendships through blogging.

2. To seek the reasons why we all love blogging.

3. Put the award in one post as soon as you receive it. ( done)

4. Don’t forget to mention the person who gives you the award. ( done)

5. Answer the award’s question by writing the reason why you love blogging. ( done)
We love blogging because so many really nice people blog

6. Tag and distribute the award to as many people as you like. ( done)
Jeans ‘n T Shirt
Jaque Machpherson-
Dragonstar-Dragon Days

7. Don’t forget to notify the award receivers and put their links in your post. (done)

Again we want to thank all those wonderful beings that made this possible. Though we certainly deserve it still we know you helped.

More Dragon Idioms

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Jientje at Heaven is in Belgium, hosts these picture idioms.


As we said last week we dragons have lots of idioms but they aren’t the same as yours and many have never been translated from old dragonize into English, probably because they don’t translate well. For example an idiom we use a lot in dragonize translates out to “Seventeen big black bugs and a cow “which is just nonsense in English.
Here are two more idioms that did translate well into English and in English are over two hundred years old.

Flying with a boken wing.
Which means that you have taken on a project you can't complete.

And

Go drop a rock
Which means quit whining and do something.
It comes from long ago when angry dragons picked up the biggest rock they could fly with and dropped it on whaterver they were angry at..

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

An Imaginary Story

A Picture Story from Portrait of Words


An Imaginary Story

The mother dragon gathered her three little dragons around her and began to read them a story from " Gram's Imaginary Tales" Tonight my little dragons I am reading the story of the dragon and the troll" she said.
And so it began:
Once upon a time in a land called Cornwall there was a nice little village. Every house in the village looked like this.
And a street looked like this
Which meant that a human coming home late at night having had a few to drink had trouble telling where he lived. But that's another story.
The village of course had a beautiful old church.
Which had a cemetery.
It was your typical Cornish village. It even had a temple left over from the days of the Romans.
One day Kitto the Cornish dragon was flying over when he noticed the beautiful bridge over the town's watercourse.
Kitto liked old bridges so he flew down to walk across it . But before he could he was stopped by a smiling troll. The Troll said " To pass over this bridge you must pay a toll"
Kitto responded," I never pay tolls on bridges because I can fly over and besides your a mythical being and don't really exist. "
The troll said" Well! Your a mythical creature and you don't exist either."
With that exchange reality hit and they both vanished forever.
"End of story" The mother dragon said. Closing the book.
" Oh! " said the little ones. " Does that mean we are mythical and will cease to exist?"
" Of course not little ones" the mother said." It's only a make believe story. Just an imaginary story"

Monday, October 19, 2009

Another Award

WE dragons are so proud. We have received another wonderful award. This one from that very special blogger , Thom. He knows quality when he sees it. He gave us this award.



We. of course, deserve it. There is no more honest blog than ours. It is not just honest it is super honest. ( Except for Henry)
We want to thank all of our relatives that have worked so hard to keep us honest.
We want to thank blogger because it is free and we are thrifty ( tight)
We want to thank the wonderful Dr. John for letting us use his computer ( Sorry about the scorch marks and the spilled can of soda)
Thanks to all the little people who made this possible.( Fairies , gnomes, and elfs)
We want to thank Bill who gave the award to Thom.
We want to thank that farmer who didn't see us swipe that cow thus keeping us technically honest.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

First Award

We have received our first award. Isn't that wonderful.
We don't know what it means but we know we deserve it. Who could deserve it more than us.
Now we need to list ten things about us.
1. We dragons are smarter than humans.
2. We can fly farther than the biggest bird.
3. We can become invisible.
4. Some of us are shape shifters.
5.We are very old.
6. We come from eggs.
7. We don't like Phrog.
8. We don't get the flue but do get Topaz fever
9. We have our own Secret Society
10. We no longer eat humans as tasty as they are.

Then we are supposed to pass this wonderful award on to seven deserving blogs. here they are:

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Raven's Challenge 85

It is Saturday and time to play with words supplied by Raven's Wordzzle
This Week's Ten Word Challenge will be: early morning light, Pinocchio, mist, leaves, sandy, coffee, walking, traffic, pray, stomach
And for the mini: train, art, admirable, cotton, fluffy



A Mega Challenge

In Chase of Ghosts

In the early morning light
When the mist is just right
Where no traffic can run
In a place that most will shun
And the air feels like fluffy cotton
Along a sandy beach long forgotten
One leaves the coffee behind
And goes looking to find
The ghost of Pinocchio walking
And if you listen well, talking
And your stomach grabs up tight
While you pray to end your fright
It’s admirable that you stay
And do not hasten away
That too is an ancient art
You train to do your part
For soon the mist and ghost are gone
Gone with the morning dawn.

The Ten Word Challenge
The Dragon High Priest

It is time to share with you a little more about us dragons. Just do not share this information with Phrog.
The High Priest who is the head of our religion is named Pinocchio. No matter what his name was before, he becomes Pinocchio upon becoming the high priest. There have been in our recorded history twelve High Priests. There were probably more but the others are lost in the mist of time before recording began.
Every day in the early morning light the High Priest brings the ceremonial cup of coffee to the altar ,walking not flying into the temple. There he will pray to the Great Creator that no Air Traffic Controller will see a dragon on his or her radar screen. He then drinks the ceremonial cup and leaves the altar. It is said that the reason we have gone through so many High Priests is because the ceremonial coffee is hard on the stomach.
The coffee is made by soaking sandy coffee beans in turpentine and then setting them on fire. The ash is placed in a filter and hot water is passed over it producing the ceremonial coffee. So it has been for thousands of years. So it will continue to be. May Pinocchio be blessed and bless forever.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Flash 55-Pinochio

Friday 55 Flash Fiction is brought to you by G-man (Mr Knowitall). The idea is you write a story in exactly 55 words. If you want to take part pop over and let G-man know when you've posted your 55.
With a nod to Raven and Quilly
( This week's Raven's words were really, really, really wonderful.-17 words out of the 55)early morning light, Pinocchio, mist, leaves, sandy, coffee, walking, traffic, pray, stomach, train, art, admirable, cotton, fluffy

Morning Adventure

Pinocchio looked through the mist in the early morning light to the sandy beach were Geppedo was walking. With admirable art he ground the fluffy, cotton like ,coffee leaves and made a stomach pleasing brew. Now he would pray that the traffic would be light and that the train leaves on time for his trip.


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And Now for something completely different. And we mean completely different.
First there is poetry- written well by a few experts. You know it when you see it.

Then there is poetic drivel- written by many. Lots of fun and often punny.

Then below them all is quivel.
The following is quivel.
It in no way even pretends to be poetry or drivel.
Instead it is something that looks like a poem, uses at least three of Quilly’s words.
In this case it is also a flash 55 quivel since it has eleven lines with exactly five words to a line. Please, again, note this is a quivel it does not pretend to be a poem or even poetic drivel.
Utible Things

Utible things I am told
Can be new or old
Nubivigant gliders that fly free
Carrying away you and me
Or a very special lotion
Healing tenellous spot in motion
Candy from the tragematopolist’s place
Energy burst for the race
Phalerae from very long ago
Laid out in a neat row
Utible things not for show



Quilly's Words

It is a Quilly day. Time to take Quilly’s three words for the day and write a story.
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The 3WT words will be: tenellous; utible; & nubivagant.
tenellous adj 1651 -1651- somewhat tender
utible adj 1623 -1711- serviceable; useful
nubivagant adj 1656 -1656- moving throughout or among clouds

The blow to his head left him with a tenelous spot that ached and a feeling like a nubivagant bird as he tried to walk but he was still a utible member of the gang.


The old thing was a utible glider capable of nubivagant flight if handled with a tenellous touch.

The young dragon flew like a nubivagant and utible old timer even if his bottom was tenellous from his last landing.


This is the tenellous story of utible Joe who often dreamed he was a nubivagant superman.

My nubivagant days came to an end as I entered into a tenellous relationship with Sally who saw no utible purpose in flying.


Quilly’s words are just plain fun and by using them you feel like a nubivagant bird with such freedom. They can serve a utible purpose and give you tenellous thoughts. So please use them.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Dragon Idioms

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Jientje at Heaven is in Belgium, hosts these picture idioms.

We dragons have lots of idioms but they aren’t the same as yours and many have never been translated from old dragonize into English, probably because they don’t translate well. For example an idiom we use a lot in dragonize translates out to “Have three rocks and a yellow baby “which is just nonsense in English. It means the same as “ Have a good day”.
We do have two idioms that did translate well into English and in English are over two hundred years old.

Trying to hatch a can
Trying to do the impossible.
As in “ If you think you can fly from here to England in an hour your trying to hatch a can.
It was originally “Trying to hatch a rock” and grew from some old poor sighted dragon mistaking a rock for an egg.

That ain’t my fire.
I didn’t do it.
When a dragon is accused of doing something he didn’t do he responds “ That ain’t my fire”.
It comes from the days when there were many more dragons and they were always being accused of starting fires.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Raven's Challenge 84

It is Saturday and time to play with words supplied by Raven's Wordzzle
This Week's Ten Word Challenge will be: plaster, cottage cheese, hallowed, hard working, food for thought, blood drive, broken finger, ceiling fan, pastry chef, production
And for the mini: the sky is falling, variations on a theme, bravery, powder puff, empty soda bottles

A Mega Challenge
Thoughts on War

Bravery at Broken Finger
Staring William Winger
Hard Working Soldiers Three
With old Amanda Lee
The Blood Drive of War
No hallowed stars at the core
The Sky is Falling
With Debra Rawling
Variations on a theme
Movies in the war stream
Give food for thought
What has man wrought?
We made cottage cheese and plaster casts.
Ceiling fans and stuff that lasts
Powder Puffs and go-cart throttles
Full and empty soda bottles
Productions by a pastry chef
Hearing aids for the deaf
And bombs to blow them all away.

The Ten Word Challenge
Pastry Chef to the Dragons

Our hard working pastry chef has produced for us dragons some of the most fantastic pastries ever made. He has one that looks like a broken finger dipped in blood from the blood drive. If you can imagine that. How he shapes them without using any plaster is a mystery but we think it has something to do with cottage cheese. His most recent production is a cake shaped like a ceiling fan with four blades, strawberry, chocolate, banana, and grasshopper. We will be celebrating with this cake after the grand rededicate of our hallowed Shrine which we got back from Phrog and his evil dominions. He cleared out after we “ lost “ the war. This kind of loss should happen more often and deserves two cakes. I’m going to talk to the cook. Exactly how we lost the war and got the Shrine is food for thought.
This is food that makes you think.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Flash 55- Variations

Friday 55 Flash Fiction is brought to you by G-man (Mr Knowitall). The idea is you write a story in exactly 55 words. If you want to take part pop over and let G-man know when you've posted your 55.
With a nod to Raven and Quilly
( This week's Raven's words were really, really, really horrible -hitonious even.-33 words out of the 55)
They are: plaster, cottage cheese, hallowed, hard working, food for thought, blood drive, broken finger, ceiling fan, pastry chef, production, the sky is falling, variations on a theme, bravery, powder puff, empty soda bottles

Variations on a Theme

The sky is falling, food for thought, plaster cast of empty soda bottles, extreme powder puff bravery, cottage cheese pastry chef, and extra hallowed blood drive were all variations on a theme being developed by the hard working writers of Ceiling Fan Production at Broken Finger, Michigan. But nobody can remember what the theme was.

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And Now for something completely different. And we mean completely different.
First there is poetry- written well by a few experts. You know it when you see it.

Then there is poetic drivel- written by many. Lots of fun and often punny.

Then below them all is quivel.
The following is quivel.
It in no way even pretends to be poetry or drivel.
Instead it is something that looks like a poem, uses at least three of Quilly’s words.
In this case it is also a flash 55 quivel since it has eleven lines with exactly five words to a line. Please, again, note this is a quivel it does not pretend to be a poem or even poetic drivel.

Dumb Kid

The vacivity of his head
Made his mom see red
Tragematopolists by name he knew
School stuff not a clue
Misqueme her every other day
would just play and play
Pulchritudinious though he surely was
Like a character from OZ
Murklins his poor mind stayed
He never made the grade
From stupidity he never strayed.

Quilly's Words # 31

It is a Quilly day. Time to take Quilly’s three words for the day and write a story.

Click on the blue highlighted words for definitions.
The 3WT #31 words will be: misqueme; tragematopolist; & vacivity

Vacivity, vacivity all is vacivity said the tragematopolist when he discovered that his candy would misqueme the King.

The vacivity of the tragematopolist’s head caused him to misqueme his best customer.

The fact that all the dragon had to eat was three tiny rabbits left a vacivity in his stomach that a fat tragematopolist for super would not misqueme.

He did not wish to misqueme but when he saw the vacivity of the candy barrel the tragematopolist began to swear.

The vacivity of the child’s mind caused it to run into the street when it saw the tragematopolist and its parent became very angry though it did not wish to misqueme the child.


Quilly’s words are just plain fun and by using them you bring them back from near death. Unless you suffer from a vacivity of the brain it will not misqueme you to ask you to do that. Think of yourself as a Think of yourself as a tragematopolist who brings sweet words to a sour world.